I can’t wait to share this with you. After Christmas, I discovered this blog post by fellow blogger Michael Vincent of sunrisingblog titled “WHEN THE ANGRY OTAKU STRIKES ON FACEBOOK AND SPEAKS INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENGLISH AND JAPANESE”. It was one of the most hilarious things that I’ve ever read, and honestly, it made my day.
Michael starts his post by asking you, “What happens when you make an otaku mad?”
Apparently, “this” happens.
I cheered my lungs out for Fuyukai desu. I’m so impressed. I think that you’ll be able to decipher what it means just by knowing some basic Japanese. But for those of you who don’t get it, I’ll give a rough “translation”.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I graduated top of my class in Japanese 3, and I’ve been involved in various Japanese tutoring sessions, and I have over 300 perfect test scores. I am trained in kanji, and I’m the top letter writer in all of southern California. You are nothing to me but just another weaboo. I will kill the fuck out of you with vocabulary the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of otakus across the USA, and your IP is being traced right now so you better ready for the rain, maggot. The rain that will kill the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, baby.
I re-arranged words a bit for clarity, but as I keep saying, I just can’t help but be impressed. Wow. I didn’t know that otaku are such a scary bunch. Wow. Huh? What did you say? You calling me an otaku? Uhm, well, if that’s the case, uhm, you better not mess with us then.
As you can tell, I find this very amusing. However, I want to tell you clearly that I don’t support this kind of threatening letters. There. I just want to make it clear, alright?
Thanks again to Manuel Vincent of sunrisingblog for sharing this fascinating story. And to you who are reading this right now, be careful not to anger an otaku, alright? It seems that the “secret network” of otaku is a fearsome thing to contend with.
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