Dear Girl ~Stories~ 45: DGS in Kamiya House! Where’s the Porn in Here?

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Title: ずっと俺のターン (Zutto ore no taan / It’s always my turn)
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ATTENTION!!! Important Note: All the translations below are my own (by Arria Cross). All are labelled “rough translation”, as they did not undergo any professional proofreading and/or editing and may lack literal and/or grammatical accuracy.  I did my best, however, to convey the atmosphere and context of the conversations in this radio show.


This is the 45th episode of Kamiya Hiroshi (神谷浩史) and Ono Daisuke’s (小野大輔) radio show Dear Girl ~Stories~.  

OnoD: (whispers) Good evening. It’s Ono Daisuke. We’re finally doing it: DGS in KAMIYA HOUSE! January was Kamiya Hiroshi’s birthday, but we did such a disappointing job of celebrating it, so we asked him to give us one more chance. That’s why we wanted to properly celebrate our beloved HiroC’s birthday inside his house this time. That’s also why I’m opening tonight’s show by myself and whispering because we’re standing outside HiroC’s house at this moment. He seems to be inside. I’m going to ring the doorbell now!

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

HiroC: (through the intercom) Yes?
OnoD: Hehehe. We’re here.
HiroC: Eh? (pretending not to know him) Who may you be?
OnoD: It’s OnoD.
HiroC: Huh?
OnoD: From Bunka Housou
HiroC: (acting like a cautious resident towards an unwanted visitor) I don’t need anything.
OnoD: Ah, I’m here–
HiroC: (hangs up the intercom)

OnoD laughs with the staff and presses the doorbell again.

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

HiroC: (through the intercom) Yes?
OnoD: Uhm. Sorry to have kept you waiting.
HiroC: Who may you be?
OnoD: Uhm, it’s OnoD. From Bunka Housou.
HiroC: What have you come here for?
OnoD: Uhm, uh, to record the show?
HiroC: Ah. . .will you stop now? I will file a formal complaint with Aoni Production to make you stop, so– (Aoni Production is HiroC’s talent agency.)
OnoD: Uhm, uhm, you can even send it by fax later, so. . .(forcibly opening the doorknob, & then knocking on the door) Please open the door. Ah, please host the show with me even if it’s through the door.
HiroC: Ah, ok.
OnoD: Yes, please. Host like usual with me.
HiroC: Ok.

OnoD & HiroC (still through the intercom): Dear Girl ~Stories~!

HiroC finally opens the door for OnoD & the rest of the staff.

OnoD: Huh? Wait. This chain-thingy is still locking us out.
HiroC: Yes. I’m still going to make it.
OnoD: Make it?
HiroC: I just told you, didn’t I? I can still stop this by filing a formal complaint through Aoni Production.
OnoD: They already know we’re here.
HiroC: Ahahaha!
OnoD: We’re here now. And it’s cold here outside. It’s cold, it’s cold! It’s super cold. Cold!
HiroC: Fine. (Finally lets OnoD & the staff inside)
OnoD: As I thought, you’re really nice deep inside.
HiroC: Whoa. What’s with the large number of staff?!
Staff: Ono Daisuke Commencing his Intrusion!
HiroC: You’re too many!
OnoD: Ojamashimasu! (Greeting used when visiting & entering someone’s home; lit. I’m intruding!)

OnoD: What a nice place! Ah, look at the entryway. There’s a lot of scripts.
HiroC: Stop it!
OnoD: (takes one of the scripts) Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei. Oh! There are scripts for Mobile Suit Gundam 00. Ah, can I take home one of them?
HiroC: No way!
OnoD: No?
HiroC: Of course.
OnoD: But you have a lot here. So all of these are precious to you?
HiroC: Of course.

It also seems that HiroC has quite the collection of watches.

OnoD: We’ll now be going to the main living room. Doumo~ Ojamashimasu~ Ah, I’ve been in here before. Can we sit down?
HiroC: Fine, sit down.
OnoD: We’ll be sitting down now. Well, then. So here we are at Kamiya-san’s house. Or let’s say Kamiya Studio, or Kami-Sta for short. Ok?
HiroC: Ahahaha!

OnoD: Ah. Nyanko-sensei has just entered the room. (HiroC’s Russian Blue Cat)

OnoD observes that HiroC’s place is quite large compared to the average place that even Chanko-Chanko will fit comfortably.

OnoD: Oh! Look at that Gundam collection! What’s this supposed to be? A second year’s room? (2nd year middle school)
HiroC: Ahahaha! Well, they’re the robots that my own character robots, Captain Tieria Erde.
OnoD: You also have a lot of Nintendo DS games.
HiroC: Yes, I also have a lot of DVDs.
OnoD: Yes. Gundam DVD Box Sets.

OnoD is impressed by HiroC’s anime & game collections.

OnoD: Wow. Are you in second year middle school?
HiroC: Well, I’ve been told that my room looks like a kid’s room.

HiroC: What the heck are you doing opening that? That’s filled with BLCDs!
OnoD: Ahaha! So this is your BL Box?
HiroC: Stop opening everything you see.
OnoD: Wow, they’re all properly arranged inside. Let’s open everything. Whoa. Look at what’s inside these drawers! They’re nothing but games & BLCDs! What the heck are these?

OnoD: Ah. That calendar. . .it’s Mobile Suit Gundam 00.
HiroC: Yes, it is.

OnoD continues to intrude on HiroC’s space, going around and announcing everything he notices, while HiroC feebly tells him to stop.

OnoD: Everyone, let’s take a look at the bedroom! (knocks on the door)
Everyone: (laughs)
OnoD: Is there someone inside?
HiroC: No one, of course! What are you doing?
OnoD: (whispers) Ojamashimasu!
HiroC: You’re going to intrude inside my room, too?
OnoD: It’s completely dark in here. Can’t I go in here? Can’t I?
HiroC: I knew you were all coming, so I took all the mess from the living room and dumped all of them into my room. So stop it, okay?
OnoD: (starts to pant)
HiroC: You’re acting gross, you know!
(staff laughing loudly)

OnoD observes that HiroC’s room is full of Gundam figures.

HiroC: Hey! What do you think you’re doing, lying down on my bed? Don’t sleep on my bed!
(staff laughing loudly)
OnoD: Ah. This feels good. Really good.
HiroC: No, it’s not good!
OnoD: You have quite a big bed.
HiroC: Well, because it’s a semi-double bed.
OnoD: Oh, a semi-double?
HiroC: I was told that a semi-double is perfect for a guy like me to sleep in.
OnoD: It’s quite perfect. Well–

Listen carefully at this part because a lot of things are happening simultaneously. Amidst the loud laughter of everyone, OnoD is crying “Itai, itai!” (Ouch, ouch!) because HiroC is apparently kicking him in an attempt to get him off the bed.

HiroC: Get off my bed! Get off quickly! Seriously, what do you think you’re doing?! People will have no idea what’s going on.
OnoD: He’s kicking me, he’s kicking me. Right now, Nyanko-sensei is walking over me.
HiroC: Well, I can’t kick you anymore because Nyanko-sensei is on you now. Hey, you’re opening that, too? Stop it.
OnoD: It’s your closet, right?
HiroC: Yes, it’s the closet. There’s nothing in it but clothes.

OnoD: I wonder if I can find some porn.
HiroC: You won’t find any porn here.
OnoD: Ah! How about under the bed?
HiroC: There’s nothing there. You won’t find anything there even if you look.
OnoD: (begins knocking at the bed frame)
HiroC: Will you stop it?!
OnoD: I found something. What’s this? Aibu Saki, in her teens. Aaah! Erotic! How about this? Suzuki Emi, picture book, love-love. Erotic! Knitting for Young Women. . .erotic!
(everyone laughing)
HiroC: I don’t understand your criteria for erotic stuff.
OnoD: Well, how come you have this? Knitting Shawls and Cape plus Poncho for Beginners.
HiroC: I was just wondering how to knit. That’s all. (How adorable! Kyaaaah~)
OnoD: So you’re really knitting?
Kamiya: Well, no. I was just curious about how all of those things can be made from just strings of those yarn.
OnoD: Wow. What curiosity you have.

They all return to the living room. OnoD observes that Nyanko-sensei has claimed a spot on top of the sofa and is sitting there. All of them go to pet and coddle him. HiroC stops OnoD and reminds him that regardless of the current circumstance, they still need to do their job and host the show properly. Grudgingly, OnoD reads the program announcements followed by HiroC.

OnoD then chooses a CD from HiroC’s music collection to play. It seems that the music he chose was too harsh. There’s a few seconds of signal interruption, I think.

Finally, they do the Sylph Danwashitsu Corner where they introduce and read some lines from a manga.  Then they read a letter sent by the featured mangaka.  It’s quite obvious that all of them are having too much fun that they had to force themselves to do their jobs and host the show properly.  Before the show ends, it seems that OnoD raids HiroC’s refrigerator, eating some of the food inside.

OnoD: So tonight, we’re here at Kamiya house, I mean, Kami-Sta. How was it, Kamiya-san?
HiroC: Don’t ask me that. Didn’t you have a specific reason for wanting to record tonight’s show in my house?
OnoD: Ah, yes. Ah!
HiroC: I’m quite certain, it’s not just so that you can do whatever you like here.
OnoD: Aah! We’re sorry! We came to celebrate your birthday.
HiroC: Yes. It was for my birthday. I agreed to let you come in here because you assured me that you’re going to celebrate my birthday tonight. But you ended up tiring me and making a spectacle. Such a bother.

This is definitely one of my most favourite episodes, so far.  I enjoyed translating it.  It was quite adorable to hear HiroC sounding so flustered for having his own home intruded by OnoD and the staff of DGS.

I hope that you enjoyed it, as much as I did.  Listen to a recorded copy of this episode below, which was kindly uploaded by dgs2703.  どうもありがとう。

Uploaded by: dgs2703

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See you again soon, nee? ー(☆∀☆)/”

Dear Girl ~Stories~ in animelo mix (Japanese)
Sylph Comics  (Japanese)
Kamiya Hiroshi  in Aoni Production (Japanese)
Ono Daisuke in Mausu Promotion (Japanese)


11 thoughts on “Dear Girl ~Stories~ 45: DGS in Kamiya House! Where’s the Porn in Here?”

  1. Thank you for your translation!

    Btw, the song that they played was “Wana” by The Back Bone, Gundam 00 first ending song. After all, this episode was Gundam 00 promotion radio XD.

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    1. You’re very welcome. Yes, I know that now. I haven’t watched 00 yet when I first translated this episode, so I had no idea about the Gundam references they talked about in this show. By the way, just to let you know that I’m revamping all of my DGS posts for more informative recaps and better and more accurate translations. I’ll be launching the first episode this coming new year. That means that I’ll delete my old translations including this next year. Anyway, thanks again for dropping by and commenting. I appreciate it. Cheers!


      1. I know it’s totally unrealistic (especially because I don’t speak Japanese) but every time I listen to them laugh, I think, “I wish I could just hang out with these guys!” >_<

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